| Alfa Romeo 155 |
when the almost modern classic the Alfa Romeo 75 was going to be suceeded they came up with the Alfa Romeo 155 and the designer must have his ruler at home or he could just been having a bad day biu it's ugly and SQUARE it's successor the 156 is much nicer - too bad they are bad made |
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| By: Christian Hansen |
| Alfa Romeo 156 |
I'm astounded that some people actually think these horror boxes are stylish. They're as attractive as a baboons arse that's 3 inches from your face. The front end is a dogs dinner. Every shape imaginable seems to be crushed into a 3 foot gap. What shape are the headlights supposed to be? They look like transparent kidneys. The hideous alfa shield grill/badge looks like a big shield that a kid has attatched with flour & water paste & the offset regestration plate looks crap & totally unbalances the car. The middle & rear of the car is just a bloated mess. Awful but it's what we've come to expect from alfa romeo |
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| By: Rex |
| Alfa Romeo 156 |
I once heard an Alfa 156 owner describe his car as "beautiful". I burst my pancreas laughing. Everything about this car is stunningly hideous. The rear lights belong on a Vauxhall van circa 1965. The flanks are flabby & bloated. The front end is a jumble sale of bad design. Italy obviously asked all its designers to design the front end....& every design was accepted & used.
Summary: This car looks like a pregnant guppy with a cold sore. |
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| By: Gilbert Lombard |
| Alfa Romeo 166 (pre face lift) |
A horrible pig-eyed monstrosity from a company that has the ability and means to create some of the most beautiful cars on the road (such as the 147 GTA). However, the face-lifted version is a big improvement. |
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| By: Robert |
| Alfa Romeo 33 Stradale |
This racing car is the one and only ugly Alfa Romeo. |
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| By: Mr.X |
| Alfa Romeo 75 |
Looks like a fire damaged Rubik's Cube |
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| By: Graham Snail |
| Alfa Romeo Arna |
joint venture between between Nissan and Alfa Romeo that went horribly wrong. It should have been a car with Italian styling and Japanese Build quality, but NO! they got that completely arse about face. We ended up with an ugly datsun cherry that fell to bits as soon as it left the showroom |
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| By: Nick Garlick |
| Alfa Romeo Arna |
Not sure this was sold in Britain. Anyway, this abomination almost single-handedly destroyed Alfa Romeo's reputation for about a decade. Not to mention that it was so unsuccessful, it was in production for barely a year. |
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| By: Francesco |
| Alfa Romeo Arna |
The small hatchback which Jeremy Clarkson blew up on T.V a few years ago. Was part of a venture between Alfa Romeo and Nissan, but uglier than anything else that either of the 2 companies came up with. A few found their way over here but I doubt if any of you have ever seen one as they're all bound to have rusted away by now. |
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| By: Alex Wilkes |
| Alfa Romeo GTV |
Just because it's an Alfa doesn't mean it's attractive. A pillar box widscreen, an elephantine rear three quarters with a light cluster straight from a Fair ground dodgem. The front headlights were sourced from MFI. The dash is no better, with a centre console that appears to be 3 metres high, blocking the already minimal view forwards. A cheap, second rate coupe which is embarassingly slow in 2.0 litre form. Truely awful. |
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| By: Tadek Antoniak |
| Alfa Romeo Mito |
Alfao Romeo have made and still masking some georgeus cars (like the Brea) but sometimes they launch some misfits like the Mito this car is the luxury/sporty edition of the Fiat 500 but it's really ugly why isn't this gremlin car been nominated before it deserves a spot on this site |
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| By: Christian Hansen |
| alfa romeo montreal |
This contraption looks like a dumper in a party frock. If cars had sexuality this thing would be a gay transvestite. |
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| By: Raffles |
| Alfa Romeo RZ |
The RZ design was intentionally dramatic and aggresive, it was not a 'curvy' sports car so it should not be compared to a Ferrari Dino for example (I had on e for 4 years) it is dramatic, outrageous, muscular and turns more heads than most very expensive sports cars, and sitting next to any 911 type Porshe it blows them away with ease. people who don't like the RZ will aslo not like most modern Lamborghinis as they too are not curvy and sensual. There is more to car design than feline lines Mr Gilbert Lombard. Whoever thinks the AR Stradale is ugly has offended the very essence of pure styling class. |
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| By: Harry |
| Alfa Romeo RZ |
Designed by hyperactive apes while wearing boxing gloves |
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| By: Jacko |
| Alfa Romeo Spider |
Was this car designed in in line with a brief from head office that read 'We would like to produce a car that looks like a mouse AND a piece of cheese at the same time'? |
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| By: Darren Spencer |
| Alfa-Romeo 90 |
This car probably would looked OK, if the Designer hasn't went mad with the Rear End Styling.
Probably, due the Hideous Rear Styling it was the Reason why it lasted only Two Years.
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| By: Sahim Ishad |
| alfaromeo arna (old model first 80's) |
a good mix of alfaromeo and nissan tecnologies unfortunately the design was by nissan and the built tecnology was by alfa romeo 4 bags for me |
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| By: piergiorgio |
| Alfa-sud |
I called it my Alfa-sOd. A useless heap with an exhaust note like a farting cow |
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| By: Roy Lambeth |
| All 4x4 (wait for it, wait for it) paranoid pajeros |
It's a little known fact, but the Mitsubishi Pajero was only sold under that name in the UK. Why? Because according to the Alternative Spanish Dictionary (http://www.notam02.no/~hcholm/altlang/ht/Spanish.2.html#so114) the meaning of the word "Pajero" is only too descriptive of the sort of people who drive such nonsense. So th next time you see a Cayenne, just shout "Eh, Pajero!" |
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| By: s-meister |
| all 4x4s, especially the |
The Disco is an extremely hideous looking, lumbering, abomination, and the fact that there are so many of them on the roads, makes them even more unbearable. I must admit that I had a ride in my brothers disco. Had to keep my head down in case any of my friends saw me. Also, I completely agree with the comments about the Porsche Gayenne,- It`s HIDEOUS!!!!! |
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| By: andy |
| All Bangle BMWs except the Z4. |
It 's not the concept that is so bad, it's the clumsiness of the execution. The Z4 shows that, done properly, a Bangle design can appear sharp and original.
Every other example, though is just horrible, and in descending order of ugliness I'd nominate:
(new) 7 series
1 series
X3
6 series
(new) 5 series
(new) 3-series - the least Banglicised of the lot. |
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| By: StuC |
| All BMWs, especially 1 Series |
Complete dross, and what's the point? It's not even cheap for its sins (see Beetle, Ka, 2CV etc). Renaults are ugly, but then they've always been so. BMWs used to be smartly understated with an air of fat-tyred meaness. New BMWs look a bit like a second rate transvestite - odd, with curves/ straight lines in all the wrong places. |
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| By: Tad |
| All Cheaply Modded Cars |
well basically inc cars like Corsa, Escort, Clio, Punto, Fiesta, Civic, Prelude, Astra, Nova, Saxo, 306 etc that are heavily modified with expensive low quality cheap parts bought in Halfords. Not to mention those bad driving attitudes and excessive levels of noise pollution!! |
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| By: Chris |
| all citroen |
dude, I just found out about this website today but ur site kicks @$$!!!! U guys are the only other people I know who share the same views about Citroen's
all my books say their great
THEY SUCK! thanx. |
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| By: Chevelle |
| All Current BMWs |
Your site has been surpassed by www.bmw.co.uk - since Ray Charles was employed to design the fronts and Stevie Wonder the rears (with the proviso that they never speak to one another) they have built cars that only appeal by smell - to skunks. |
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| By: Shell Sux |
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